Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Words of wisdom from Walker

Todays Sentence of Supremacy: Never let girly handwriting stand in the way of true love

yup.

And Ruth's majestic quote:
She was talking about Andre a lot, and she said to Ray "Don't worry, my favourite topic of conversation will die soon"

yup. That is truly majestic. In fact it reminds me of when Sally and Steve first started going out and Sally kept making all sorts of bad quotes about Steve like "I settled for second best [Fraser was my first choice]" It didn't go exactly like that, but thats basically what it said. Anyway, what i remember is that for the first few weeks Sal kept making really burninatory quotes about Steve, heh heh!

Yes well thats enough of that! Now I am going to clear up the Toaster mystery for you all!
On Wednesday after Easter, Kelly and Olivia (Breo's flatmates) came over to fetch back Breo's vacuum cleaner. Upon finding that we weren't home, they decided to come around the back of our property, try the door, and enter our house (the little crooks). They couldn't find Breo's appliance, so they decided to steal one of ours. (as you do). The two thieves took our toaster, complete with crusty old piece of toast still inside.
On Friday, our replacement toaster went missing, and you all know that story.
Anyway Jeremy confessed to us last Wednesday, and Kelly and Olivia's story came out on Saturday! Yay! Finally we have both toasters back, and our confusion has been cleared up!
If anyone wants to know the precise details of how we got the first-stolen toaster back, ask Mrs Yang. Basically it involves Ruth, Andre, Nathan, and some match-making.

If anyone feels like offering consolation to Mrs Yang, she has lost her first single flatmate...

If anyone feels like helping to lose the other single flatmates, your help would be much appreciated.

Also, My romance puke bucket, which has been out of use since Estie and Jeremy haven't been around, is now back in full swing!! (well hopefully not swinging too high...)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3263134a1823,00.html

10:38 am  
Blogger Christina said...

I'd rather hear about the first-stolen toaster from you. Mrs Yang has... syntactic issues :P

2:28 pm  
Blogger Hannah said...

Another majestic Ruth quote-
On why we do the laps at eng:
"how else are we going to check out the talent..... which I'm not doing."

4:07 pm  

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