Monday, January 03, 2005

It's electrifying!!!

Hello again! My kidnappers have tied me up and forced me to post on my blog again. What a cruel punishment!! Cruel and torturous!
Its fun being here with Sally... kind of like an adventure! Weirdly, its just like flatting, except we’re out in the country with no possible visitors, and we stayed up late and then watched Grease this morning. It’s now 12.43pm and we’re not dressed or clean or anything! Argh – unclean! Unclean!! Ahem. Aaaanyway...

What to do? What to do?
I was thinking about writing a story... Or maybe cutting my hair (just to clarify; cutting my hair is not a haircut. It is just the cutting of hair)... or maybe doing the Timaru run with Sally – I’d like a new skirt. Skirts are hot. ...or maybe ...um... something! I’ll think of something =)

Because Sallykins and I watched Grease this morning, we were thinking about what it would be like if we were at one of the CU-type gatherings and all of a sudden everyone burst into song and dance..... Just picture it:

Andrew W, Chad the valiant, and Breo Brehaut dancing to Grease Lightning... doing cartwheels around an old car... with slicked back hair and seedy eyes...

Heln the Rus-sian, Ferdinand the grand, and the beauty that is Lara wearing pastel poodle skirts, singing about summer lovin’, and fluttering their eyelashes at “studly” boys.

After some dancing and some good quality acting, its time for the shoo-bop...

Manly Matt slides onto the screen on his knees, shoo bop, followed by a leather-wearing studly Steve, shoo-wop, close behind is Shifty Eye, with drain-pipe jeans and shoo bobbidy bip bop...
The screen explodes into colour, dance, and song!

Cardigan-toting Baby Ruth, frilly-petticoated Katherine and socks with sandals Jesse-Em shimmy onto the screen,
Tight-jeans Two Sheds, bryl-creamed Jared, and knee-shaking Paulie jiggle their way into the dance,
Mike, Andre, and Frasertron twirl Este, Michelle, and Sal around, while Reuben and Sir Kelly dance into the picture, spinning and dippidy dipping,

The scene is set. The bunch of bubbly, pastelled girls and slick, tight-panted boys are dancing madly. They are joined by the rest of the gang, energetically jiving and gyrating. They all launch into song:

Ramalamalamalama ding de ding de dong
Doo wop de doo de woo
Chang chang changdy chang de bop
Woo aah woo ooh

Oogly oogly boogly boogly boop she wop de wop
Ip de wip de wip doo de woo de woo
Wop babelee boo bop
Wop bam BOO!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaagh i've got to say that's probably one of the weirdest CU-esque things I've heard in a while, the visual images are kindov .... indescribable. Been playing with anymore bees since new years? No! I just lost the game!
Christina :)

12:22 pm  
Blogger Matthew P said...

That post has surpassed whack, it has achieved the lofty status of wiggity whack!

Michelle, you have a severe and quite possibly irreversible case of acute overactive-imaginationitis. And you shouldn't watch Grease.

6:03 pm  
Blogger Nathan said...

Matt, do you think anyone should watch grease?

11:12 pm  
Blogger Ruth said...

That is fantastic! Grease is fantastic. I watched it the other night and sang along :D

1:39 pm  
Blogger Jared said...

I am afraid very afraid. I don't think there is enough bryl-cream in the world for my hair.

11:19 pm  

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