The incomplete guide to hotness according to Walker

Ray made me do it, honest... She's trying to get me to literally publish a book about Hotness! We just searched through 2 dictionaries and through google looking for Hotness (referring to physical Whopa, as the Spanish say), and no definitions mentioned physical looks! So apparently now I need to write the definitive guide to enlighten the general public.
I am the resident expert on hotness, supposedly, after being a chronic scoper for many years, and thus the responsibility falls on me to write the stunning piece of literary majesty.

Hotness. This word can refer to many things, such as spicy (or piquant) food, or temperature of a person or object, or even stolen goods. However, in todays world, hotness is an adjective referring to the physical attractiveness of a person. For example, "woah, that chick is hot", or "Legolas sure is one hot archery buff".

In addition, Christian circles have yet another meaning for Hot. This hot involves a smidgin of physical attractiveness, but also what is known as 'godliness'. 'Godliness' is an attribute made up of passion for God, reaching the lost, and becoming more like Jesus.

Hot is a multi-faceted quality!

More to come later when or if i think of it!